Hillary Clinton hadn't been feeling well so she went to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant.
She is furious. Here she is now the Senator of New York and this has happened to her. She calls Chappaqua, gets Bill on the phone, and immediately starts screaming:
"How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you?!?! I can't believe this! I just found out that I am five weeks pregnant, and it's all your fault! YOUR FAULT! Well, what do you have to say?"
There is nothing but dead silence on the other end of the phone.
She screams again, "DID YOU HEAR ME?"
Finally, Bill says, in a very, very low whisper, "Who is this?"









