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Old 21-03-2007, 04:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Wide Grin High Tech Milking Machine

A farmer ordered a high tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned the switch on and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument. He read the manual but didn't find any useful information. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, the farmer decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line. "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?" " Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons."

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Not very funny =.= However,do not give up...Try harder next time

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Old 21-03-2007, 04:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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oh my god!
i think it's pretty amusing..
ha!

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Old 21-03-2007, 06:53 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lolx. i think the man will juz faint!


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Old 21-03-2007, 07:05 PM   #5 (permalink)
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hmmz...actually he can be free by peeing 2 gallons... so keep drinking!!

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LOL yea good idea can pee for 2gallon but if the machine keep moving den... GG


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Old 21-03-2007, 10:08 PM   #7 (permalink)
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hmmz...actually he can be free by peeing 2 gallons... so keep drinking!!
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WAHAHAHA FUNNY LAR! 2 GALLONS OF CUM! WTF

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