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13-02-2008, 08:27 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
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Total SGC$: 17,508.54 |  High Tech Milking Machine
Lewis's cousin, the farmer, ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his penis into the equipment, turned the switch on and everything else was automatic.
Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with as much pleasure as his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his penis. He read the manual but didn't find any useful information. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, the farmer decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line.
"Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?" "Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons." | 
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14-02-2008, 09:34 AM
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| | Lain~
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lmao!! XD serve him right.. hahax | |
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14-02-2008, 03:00 PM
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| | VAMPified
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erm..
but why did he insert his penis in it the first place?
muN- 
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14-02-2008, 08:56 PM
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| | ~cerise me manques~
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whoay~ die lar that guy...  | |
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14-02-2008, 09:11 PM
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| | The Fate
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OMG !
2 gallon. LOL. | Quote: | | | | | erm..
but why did he insert his penis in it the first place? | | | | | Out of curiousity ; and ya, testing. >.< 
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14-02-2008, 09:12 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
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lolz~ | |
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14-02-2008, 09:22 PM
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| | Registered Members
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wow... 2 gallon, by the time it reached 2 gallon, that farmer is dead already | |
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15-02-2008, 02:41 AM
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| | I'm no he and no taurus
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LMAO LAR! | |
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27-03-2008, 11:11 PM
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| | Legendary San Guo Freak
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Haha...the farmer confirm die of dehydration...
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28-03-2008, 12:19 AM
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hahahaha...poor farmer !!! BEAR BEAR FAMILY TREE CLUB
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28-03-2008, 12:31 AM
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| | The Ultimate Pessimist
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LOL GG! how is he going to get 2 gallons LOL
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28-03-2008, 01:05 AM
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| | Terminator
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omg what a funny machine ahahahah,
man im laughing on the spot dying soon!!! YOU'RE TERMINATED
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