Go Back   Singapore's Online Community - Singapore Forums > Leisure & Entertainment > Laugh Out Loud
Register FAQ Member List Calendar Mark Forums Read

Laugh Out Loud
Post jokes, funny pictures and riddles.


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 25-05-2007, 03:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
GreenSn0w
MenT@L g|RL
GreenSn0w is on a distinguished road
 
GreenSn0w's Avatar

Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 1,627
iTrader: (0)
Gender:
Zodiac Sign:
Country:
Location: MenT@L L@nD
SGC$: 238.94
Bank: 0.00
Total SGC$: 238.94
Default Here are some reasons why it’s better to be female...

We got off the Titanic first.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

We never ejaculate prematurely.

We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.

When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it’s pathetic.

We don’t have to get our strength up between sessions...and it’s much easier for us to get "some" in the first place.

We can get off with teenagers without being called dirty oldperverts.

Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - guys look like complete idiots in ours.

We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

We can cry and get off speeding fines.

We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers......

Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

Taxis stop for us.

We’ve never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
GreenSn0w is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25-05-2007, 05:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
prince_piggy
Addicted SGClubber
prince_piggy is on a distinguished road
 
prince_piggy's Avatar

Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 450
iTrader: (0)
My Mood:
Gender:
Zodiac Sign:
Country:
Location: AMk
SGC$: 288.10
Bank: 200.00
Total SGC$: 488.10
Default Re: Here are some reasons why it’s better to be female...

bleap >.<"
prince_piggy is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored links
Old 25-05-2007, 09:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
KaLeen
Monster.Leen
KaLeen is on a distinguished road
 
KaLeen's Avatar

Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 5,449
iTrader: (7)
My Mood:
Gender:
Zodiac Sign:
Country:
Location: singapore
SGC$: 564.60
Bank: 2,295.19
Total SGC$: 2,859.79




Default Re: Here are some reasons why it’s better to be female...

yup...great to be female.....haha


To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.



MaYdaY 五月天 MaYdaY 五月天 MaYdaY 五月天
KaLeen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25-05-2007, 09:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
zednineteen
butter Queen :D
zednineteen is on a distinguished road
 
zednineteen's Avatar

Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 1,133
iTrader: (0)
Gender:
Zodiac Sign:
Country:
Location: bedok south blk 19
SGC$: 434.90
Bank: 0.00
Total SGC$: 434.90

Default Re: Here are some reasons why it’s better to be female...

lol females RULEZ!


To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

view me or add me

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
zednineteen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25-05-2007, 10:06 PM   #5 (permalink)
-=[K]=-
我们来唱歌吧! ^^
-=[K]=- is on a distinguished road
 
-=[K]=-'s Avatar

Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 1,973
iTrader: (0)
My Mood:
Gender:
Zodiac Sign:
Country:
Location: Sg.
SGC$: 499.39
Bank: 0.00
Total SGC$: 499.39




Default Re: Here are some reasons why it’s better to be female...

Quote:
Originally Posted by zednineteen
lol females RULEZ!

tot u said u r a MALE in a female body... :biggrin4:


To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
-=[K]=- is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored links
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off

SGC$ Per Thread View: 0
SGC$ Per Thread: 2.00
SGC$ Per Reply: 0.50

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Here are some reasons why it’s better to be female... angelbabe88 Laugh Out Loud 14 03-04-2007 01:36 PM
15 Reasons to Quit Smoking akiechan Health & Fitness 7 22-01-2007 02:31 PM
Are Computers Male or Female? violette Laugh Out Loud 5 27-12-2006 07:23 PM

» Current Poll
Would You Resort to Illegally Buying a Kidney?
Yes - 20.00%
10 Votes
No - 48.00%
24 Votes
Maybe - 32.00%
16 Votes
Total Votes: 50
You may not vote on this poll.
» Friends
Funny Videos
Free Wallpapers
» September 2008
S M T W T F S
31 1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30 1234
» Site Navigation
 > FAQ
Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v3.0.1

        All times are GMT +8. The time now is 12:56 PM.