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13-05-2007, 10:24 PM
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| | itsallaboutyou!
Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 364 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 547.60 |  He said, She said
Whenever a man has something to say, you can be sure a woman always has to have her say in the end...
He said... Want a quickie?
She said... As opposed to what?
He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said... You wear briefs, don't you?
He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said... Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.
He said... This coffee isn't fit for a pig!
She said... No problem, I'll get you some that is.
She said... What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.
He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said... Well, you succeeded.
Priest... I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.
She said... Who's gonna look?
He said... You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
She said... No, have you?
He said... Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
She said... Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.
He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said... Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said... I would, but you're never there.
He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said... Well, you succeeded.
He said... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said... That's a good idea... You stand by the ironing board, while I sit on the sofa and fart.
He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat bastard.  To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | 
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13-05-2007, 10:34 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,495 Gender:
Total SGC$: 572.33 | Re: He said, She said
He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat bastard.
LOL! real nice one! | |
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13-05-2007, 10:37 PM
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#3 (permalink)
| | Addicted SGClubber
Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 836 Gender:
Total SGC$: 205.92 | Re: He said, She said
lol. funny. | |
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13-05-2007, 11:22 PM
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#4 (permalink)
| | lao shi
Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,864 Gender: Location: near Tiong Bahru
Total SGC$: 567.72 | Re: He said, She said
hahaha nice comebacks  To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ~SiLeNcEdReAmEr~
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13-05-2007, 11:28 PM
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| | Mrs Kang-Park
Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 7,840 Gender:
Total SGC$: 822.55 | Re: He said, She said
LOL...
nice one..
next tym we can tell those to our partner.. hahaa B I G B A N G fanclub- To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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14-05-2007, 12:04 AM
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| | Monster.Leen
Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,440 Gender:
Total SGC$: 2,946.98 | Re: He said, She said
haha....:p | |
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14-05-2007, 04:41 PM
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#7 (permalink)
| | huihui~
Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 3,136 Gender:
Total SGC$: 410.25 | Re: He said, She said
LOL.. nice one.. haha To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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14-05-2007, 06:10 PM
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| | BBall L0ver
Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 2,953 Gender:
Total SGC$: 2,413.14 | Re: He said, She said
LOL.. anti-soccerplayerswhoinvadethebballcourt D: | |
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14-05-2007, 06:52 PM
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#9 (permalink)
| | Addicted SGClubber
Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 413 Gender:
Total SGC$: 435.98 | Re: He said, She said
wat goes around comes around... violets@work..
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14-05-2007, 07:09 PM
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#10 (permalink)
| | Registered Members
Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 124 Gender:
Total SGC$: 146.17 | Re: He said, She said
Waaaow... Lol  ... Nice ones... ^^ | |
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14-05-2007, 07:41 PM
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#11 (permalink)
| | Experienced SGClubber
Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,130 Gender:
Total SGC$: 1,246.60 | Re: He said, She said
hahahaahha......nice nice:mellow3:
Fei De Gao Kan De Yuan~~ Seagull spirit
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14-05-2007, 11:18 PM
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| | A Chemestry Element...
Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 387 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 382.00 | Re: He said, She said
wah.. lol zaizai
Technetium is the lightest chemical element with no stable isotope. It has atomic number 43 and is given the symbol Tc. The chemical properties of this silvery grey. Its is used in nuclear medicine for a wide variety of diagnostic test. Also use as an anodic corrosion inhibitor for steel.
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