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A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife can`t hear him.
"How bad is it?" the doctor asks.
"I have no idea", says the husband.
"Well, please test her. Stand 20 feet away from her and say something. If she doesn`t hear you, get closer and say the same thing. Keep moving closer repeating the comment until she does hear you. That way we`ll have an idea of her range of hearing loss."
So the man goes home and sees his wife in the kitchen chopping up vegetables for dinner.
From 20 feet: "What are we having for dinner?"
No answer. From 10 feet, same thing. From 5 feet, same thing. Finally he`s standing right behind her ...
"What`s for dinner?"
She turns around, looks at him and says "For the FOURTH time ... BEEF STEW!"

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saintz87

I guess the deaf one isn't his wife isnt it? haha nice and funny!

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at least he know nows that his normal hearing distance range is directly beside the source of the sound.

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uyen

oh,the wife is the one got problem.

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it's the husband la.

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genzo2106

so its the husband who is deaf, not the wife..keke

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deaf man

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LOL but weird if he is deaf. Then how he speak to the doctor without any problems? This ponders me...

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kns...himself gt problems blame others

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Coral

haha when u see a doc i dun think u will stand 10 feet away =p

silly hubby of hers..

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lol!
The husband never thought that he was the one with hearing problem lawl

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hmm, since the husband shld be having hearing problems, how come he can hear the doctor? or myb the wife speak too softly? =p

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Actually who's de one have problem ler :confused2:

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