Go Back   Singapore's Online Community > Leisure & Entertainment > Laugh Out Loud
Register FAQ Member List Calendar Mark Forums Read

Laugh Out Loud
Post jokes, funny pictures and riddles.


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 29-10-2006, 07:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
xiiaojjace
Experienced SGClubber
 
xiiaojjace's Avatar

Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 5,023
iTrader: (0)
Gender:
Zodiac Sign:
Country:
Location: .+.[[ kkallangg ]].+.
SGC$: 202.49
Bank: 541.62
Total SGC$: 744.11




Default guess guess guess~

1)
A woman shoots her husband . Then she holds
him under water for over 5 minutes .
Finally , she hangs him .
But 5 minutes later they both go out together
and enjoy a wonderful dinner together .
How can this be ?

(2)
What is black when you buy it ,
red when you use it ,
and gray when you throw it away ?

(3)
Can you name three consecutive days
without using the words Monday ,
Tuesday , Wednesday , Thursday ,
Friday , Saturday ,
or Sunday ?

(4)
This is an unusual paragraph . I’m curious how
quickly you can find out what is so unusual about
it ? It looks so plain you would think nothing
was wrong with it ! In fact , nothing is wrong
with it ! It is unusual though . Study it , and think
about it , but you still may not find anything odd .
But if you work at it a bit , you might find out !
Try to do so without any coaching !


To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


棒棒堂 Lollipop Fanclub

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Last edited by xiiaojjace : 29-10-2006 at 07:29 PM.
xiiaojjace is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-10-2006, 10:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
fuyumi
Ice Princess
 
fuyumi's Avatar

Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 5,211
iTrader: (28)
My Mood:
Gender:
Zodiac Sign:
Country:
Location: Eastern Tranquinity
SGC$: 111.30
Bank: 1,098.37
Total SGC$: 1,209.67


Default

I really need to get my IQ tested... I'm always bad at this.


To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
fuyumi is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-10-2006, 11:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
wangzi<3
Experienced SGClubber
 
wangzi<3's Avatar

Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 2,926
iTrader: (0)
Gender:
Zodiac Sign:
Country:
Location: Jurong West
SGC$: 804.50
Bank: 0.00
Total SGC$: 804.50



Default

the paragraph is unusual cos there is no letter E (:

Last edited by wangzi<3 : 29-10-2006 at 11:13 PM.
wangzi<3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-10-2006, 01:16 AM   #4 (permalink)
teriyaki
Mrs Kang-Park
 
teriyaki's Avatar

Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 7,803
iTrader: (10)
My Mood:
Gender:
Zodiac Sign:
Country:
Location: lala land
SGC$: 701.47
Bank: 14.62
Total SGC$: 716.09




Default

i noe de 3rd ques.. it is, yesturday,today,tmr!

B I G B A N G fanclub-
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


Vote for big bang at MAA


To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
teriyaki is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 30-10-2006, 02:18 AM   #5 (permalink)
restless
Experienced SGClubber
 
restless's Avatar

Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 2,848
iTrader: (0)
Gender:
Zodiac Sign:
Country:
Location: North
SGC$: 3,741.46
Bank: 942.49
Total SGC$: 4,683.95
Default

1) i duno noe but heres a few guess:
they were acting,
playing games?
her husband not human?

2) charcoal~~
3, 4) other ppl guessed le
restless is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-10-2006, 10:20 AM   #6 (permalink)
violette
Peach ^^
 
violette's Avatar

Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 18,918
iTrader: (530)
My Mood:
Gender:
Zodiac Sign:
Country:
Location: Tampines
SGC$: 218.17
Bank: 700.89
Total SGC$: 919.05




Default

my brain cells are definetely dead... cannot think of any answer :cry3:

Pls check ur taobao orders here => (
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
) & (
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
)

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


Dear all,
Pls contact me at
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
with regards to spree matters as I will be seldom online in SGC. Thanks.


5 ongoing sprees & counting...

[China] -
[Hong Kong] -
[Taiwan] -
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Vogue Shop
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

[USA]
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Urban Outfitters l Charlotte Russe l ELF l Victoria's Secret
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
violette is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-10-2006, 11:46 AM   #7 (permalink)
MamaRos
Piak piak
 
MamaRos's Avatar

Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 2,886
iTrader: (0)
Gender:
Zodiac Sign:
Country:
Location: Bedok Reservoir
SGC$: 0.00
Bank: 0.00
Total SGC$: 0




Default

1. Husband and wife are actor and actress playing out a murder scene for a
movie?
MamaRos is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-10-2006, 12:01 PM   #8 (permalink)
wangzi<3
Experienced SGClubber
 
wangzi<3's Avatar

Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 2,926
iTrader: (0)
Gender:
Zodiac Sign:
Country:
Location: Jurong West
SGC$: 804.50
Bank: 0.00
Total SGC$: 804.50



Default

hey, restless!
u're very smart!
i couldn't get the answer for that one!
wangzi<3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-10-2006, 02:54 PM   #9 (permalink)
porcelaindoll
公主
 
porcelaindoll's Avatar

Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 1,333
iTrader: (0)
My Mood:
Gender:
Zodiac Sign:
Country:
Location: far far away
SGC$: 421.20
Bank: 0.00
Total SGC$: 421.20
Default

haha this is easy...got it once i saw e questions. but 1 & 4 not that easy...

2)charcoal
3)yesterday, today, tmr
porcelaindoll is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-10-2006, 07:41 PM   #10 (permalink)
restless
Experienced SGClubber
 
restless's Avatar

Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 2,848
iTrader: (0)
Gender:
Zodiac Sign:
Country:
Location: North
SGC$: 3,741.46
Bank: 942.49
Total SGC$: 4,683.95
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by wangzi<3
hey, restless!
u're very smart!
i couldn't get the answer for that one!
thankx. but u mean which 1??

ok, i tink the answer to 4) is all the puntuactions have a space from the words. :biggrin4: tink i got it le ba.

1) could be shooting the photograph of her husband???
restless is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-10-2006, 07:47 PM   #11 (permalink)
MamaRos
Piak piak
 
MamaRos's Avatar

Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 2,886
iTrader: (0)
Gender:
Zodiac Sign:
Country:
Location: Bedok Reservoir
SGC$: 0.00
Bank: 0.00
Total SGC$: 0




Default

No 4 IS an unusual paragraph all right. There's no substance in the paragraph. In fact, it should not be considered a 'paragraph' at all. The sentences are all interlinked to each other and repetitive.
MamaRos is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-10-2006, 08:44 PM   #12 (permalink)
wangzi<3
Experienced SGClubber
 
wangzi<3's Avatar

Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 2,926
iTrader: (0)
Gender:
Zodiac Sign:
Country:
Location: Jurong West
SGC$: 804.50
Bank: 0.00
Total SGC$: 804.50



Default

i still think it's because the whole paragraph doesn't contain the letter E

:/

cos i've seen similar paragraphs like this.. and the answer is like what i've guessed
wangzi<3 is offline   Reply With Quote