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Old 04-03-2008, 10:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
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An ang moh(Foreigner) touring Hong Kong had been told by his friends back home that one could get really good bargains on cloths but that one would have to be careful.
This gentleman went bargain-hunting and chanced upon a well-established
shop.
When he found a branded shirt that cost half the price of what was being
sold back home, he rubbed his hands in glee.

Having been warned of cheap shirts, he began to scrutinise the shirt
carefully and smiled when he saw a label that was sewn on the shirt.
It read " Guarantee No Shrink ".

Convinced that he had indeed found a great bargain, he went ahead and
bought half a dozen shirts.

Back at the hotel, he took out the shirts and sent them to the laundry.
He was eager to put them on and see some envious faces in his tour group.
When the shirts returned from the hotel laundry, he was shock that all of
them had shrunk by at least three sizes !
He looked at the label again to assure himself that he had not read it
wrongly.
Yes, it clearly read : " GUARANTEE NO SHRINK ".

He immediately took the shirts back to the shop and asked to see the
manager. The manager came out, listened to his complaint and then calmly
pointed to the label and said :
" You Westerners read from left to right. We Chinese read from right to
left. "


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Old 04-03-2008, 01:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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♥; YING. i am a very silly girl =x
ii jus wiish ferr dhat very last moment of truth.
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