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Old 09-08-2007, 07:15 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Wide Grin grandpa and grandson

A grandpa and grandson were on grandpa's boat fishing one day. The grandpa takes out a cigarette and lights up. "Grandpa, asks the little boy, can I have some of your cigarette?" The Grandfather asks him,"can you touch your asshole with your penis?" "No," answers the boy. Well then, says Grandpa, you are not old enough. A short time later the grandfather takes a beer out of his cooler. "Grandpa, asks the little boy, can i have some of your beer?" Again the grandpa asks, "Can you touch your asshole with your penis?" "No," replies the little boy. "Well, says grandpa, then you are not old enough. Two hours later, the little boy is hungry and takes out a bag of cookies from his lunchbox. The grandpa looks at the cookies and says,"boy, those cookies look and smell so good, can grandpa have some?" The little boy asks, Grandpa, can you touch your asshole with your penis?" "Why I most certainly can!" boasts the grandpa. The little boy replies "Well..then go **** yourself, these are MY cookies!"



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Old 09-08-2007, 05:08 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I guess the boy is pissed off with his grandfather! LOL
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Old 09-08-2007, 05:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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how old is the grandson sia. So naughty.
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Old 09-08-2007, 06:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lol..
it all started by his grandpa

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Old 09-08-2007, 08:20 PM   #5 (permalink)
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interesting way to retaliate

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Old 09-08-2007, 11:24 PM   #6 (permalink)
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lol....smart boy indeed
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Old 10-08-2007, 12:24 AM   #7 (permalink)
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smart, :biggrin4:
very smart

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Old 10-08-2007, 01:35 AM   #8 (permalink)
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great ans....piss tat grandfather


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Old 10-08-2007, 01:36 AM   #9 (permalink)
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lol....literally.... :biggrin4:


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Old 10-08-2007, 10:30 AM   #10 (permalink)
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another similar one was posted oso..but guess the grand-dad deserves that response.haha

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Old 10-08-2007, 10:44 AM   #11 (permalink)
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his grandpa must be very angry....
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lol lame joke -_-


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Old 10-08-2007, 11:27 AM   #13 (permalink)
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kekeke...clever grandson
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Old 10-08-2007, 11:29 AM   #14 (permalink)
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