duke

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to
teach good manners, asked her students the following
question: "Michael, if you were on a date having
dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her
that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said,
"Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher
responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Peter, how would you say it. "Peter
said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the
bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say
the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for
once and show us your good manners?" "I would say:
Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have
to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I
hope to introduce you to after dinner."
The teacher fainted......

prince_piggy

haha..johnny is juz so cuteee

Tristanity

HAHAHHA... wad a small boy!

relentless pursuit for perfection;
thats taking a toil
in my health.

Somebody said they saw you,
the person you were kissing wasn't me.
And i will never ask you;
I just kept it to myself.
I dont wanna know;
if you playing me, keep it all a low.
Cause my heart can't take it anymore.

What do i do to make you love me
What do i do to make you care
What do i do to make you want me
Its sad, Its so sad,
Its a sad sad situation