 MY GOD! TIS IS HILARIOUS!
One Chinese person walks into a bar in
America late one night and he saw Mr
Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies,
he rushes over to him, and asks for
his autograph.
Instead, Mr Spielberg gave him a slap
and said "You Chinese people bombed
our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Chinese man replied "It
was not the Chinese who bombed your
Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're
all the same," replied Mr Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gave Mr
Spielberg a slap and said "You sank
the Titanic, my forefathers were on
that ship."
Shocked, Mr Spielberg, who is the
director of Titanic, replied "It was
the iceberg that sank the ship, not
me."
The Chinese replied, "Iceberg,
Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the
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