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Old 04-04-2008, 06:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Girls and Guys English Translation

Girls' English

Yes = No
No = Yes
May-b = No
"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
" Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!
”We need to talk" = I need to bitch.
"Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.
" I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!
" How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me i'm beautiful.
" You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.
" Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!



Guy's English

" I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
" I'm tired " - I'm tired
" Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
" May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.
" You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.
" What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
" What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
" I love you" = Let's have sex right now.
" I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
" Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
" Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal 4 you to have sex with other guys.


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Old 04-04-2008, 09:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Default Re: Girls and Guys English Translation

LOL... can i disagree? XD wahahaha


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Old 04-04-2008, 10:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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lol... E women part is so true~
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Old 05-04-2008, 12:46 AM   #4 (permalink)
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lol. guys one always link to sex =x..


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Old 05-04-2008, 12:48 AM   #5 (permalink)
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lols
can i protest on the guy's part?

LMAO ROLFCOPTER

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Old 05-04-2008, 12:52 AM   #6 (permalink)
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The 1st part for woman so complicatedly accurate, den suddenly the man part is all sex sex sex LoL made me laugh! but quite true on certain grounds (actually most of the grounds haha)
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Old 05-04-2008, 01:03 AM   #7 (permalink)
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The guys part is not very accurate...


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Old 05-04-2008, 01:06 AM   #8 (permalink)
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it depend


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Old 05-04-2008, 12:53 PM   #9 (permalink)
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lol.. guys the mind is all the same..
sex, sex and more sex
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Old 05-04-2008, 01:14 PM   #10 (permalink)
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thats so truE!
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Old 06-04-2008, 01:17 AM   #11 (permalink)
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haha.

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Old 06-04-2008, 03:22 PM   #12 (permalink)
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hahhaaaa....
gals r so complicated....
guys r so much simpler....

but there r some exceptions, although rather rare....

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Old 06-04-2008, 04:50 PM   #13 (permalink)
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LOL.
i dunno wad else to say.
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Old 06-04-2008, 04:55 PM   #14 (permalink)
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hahaha.. Can't say true or not but for the girls part sometimes it's the case.
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Old 06-04-2008, 04:56 PM   #15 (permalink)
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sex maniac..
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Old 06-04-2008, 05:05 PM   #16 (permalink)
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LOL the guy's english !
is untrue lor
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