 Genie Jokes
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old
lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.
The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp. This is the fourth
time this month, and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can
forget about three... You only get one wish!"
The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always
wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly, and I get very seasick.
Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"
The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible!!!
Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the
bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete -- how much steel!!
No, think of another wish."
The man said, "OK, I'll try to think of a really good wish."
Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives
always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive.
So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside, and
what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. Know why
they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing," know
how to make them truly happy."
The genie said, "Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?"
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Osama Bin Laden was kicking around some rubble left over from the latest bombing and found a coper jug with a wax plug. He pried off the plug and out popped a female genie; " How may I serve you, Master?" she inquired. Osama was not impressed. "Don't need anything from a female" he said.
but Master, I MUST DO SOMETHING FOR YOU , or I have to go back into confinement! Please!! Isn't there something I can get you?
"All right!", snapped Osama., "tomorrow morning, I want to find 3 Americanwomen in bed with me, ready to do what they do best!" Now, get lost!!
Your wish is my command! Said the genie and she vanished..
The next morning when Osama woke up, he had Lorena Bobbit, Tonya Harding and Hillary Clinton in bed with him; his penis was gone, his leg was broken and he had no Medical Insurance.  Life is full of ups and downs. But one has to learn how to stand up on his own and continue his path to attaining enlightment...:mellow3: :mellow3:
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