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Old 03-04-2007, 01:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Do stairs go up or down?
Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Are marbles made of marble?
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
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Old 03-04-2007, 01:18 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
Can mute people burp?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
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Old 03-04-2007, 01:32 AM   #3 (permalink)
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haha..
human do thinks alot ah


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Old 03-04-2007, 01:32 AM   #4 (permalink)
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"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
loler..

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?

i oso wan to know why any1 knows? o.o

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Old 03-04-2007, 06:03 AM   #5 (permalink)
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tough questions.....i dont even understand what they are asking for most of them...hehe
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Old 03-04-2007, 01:43 PM   #6 (permalink)
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lolz..i like this one "Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?"

"Can you get cornered in a round room?" i don think so ba will alwayz be goin round n round haha..unless got a bunch of ppl surrounding u
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Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
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got one more classic one: why does 'she' sell seashells on the seashore when people can just pick them up?


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