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11-07-2008, 07:20 PM
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| | 소원
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On a BA flight from Johannesburg, a middle-aged, well-off white South African Lady has found herself sitting next to a black man. She called the cabin crew attendant over to complain about her seating.
"What seems to be the problem Madam?" asked the attendant.
"Can't you see?" she said, " You've sat me next to a kafir. I can't possibly sit next to this disgusting human. Find me another seat!"
"Please calm down, Madam." the stewardess replied. "The flight is very full today, but I'll tell you what I'll do - I'll go and check to see if we have any seats available in club or first class."
The woman cocks a snooty look at the outraged black man beside her (not to mention many of the surrounding passengers).
A few minutes later the stewardess returns with the good news, which she delivers to the lady, who cannot help but look at the people around her with a smug and self-satisfied grin:
"Madam, unfortunately, as I suspected, economy is full. I've spoken to the cabin services director, and club is also full. However, we do have one seat in first class."
Before the lady has a chance to answer, the stewardess continues...
"It is most extraordinary to make this kind of upgrade, however, and I have had to get special permission from the captain. But, given the circumstances, the captain felt that it was outrageous that someone should be forced to sit next such an obnoxious person."
Having said that, the stewardess turned to the black man sitting next to the lady, and said:
"So if you'd like to get your things, sir, I have your seat ready for you..."
At which point, apparently the surrounding passengers stood and gave a standing ovation while the black man walked up to the front of the plane...
 人情味不是偏私而是博爱，
不是施舍而是关怀。
不是表面的礼貌，
而是内心的尊重。 Friends will bail you out of jail.but Best Friends will be sitting by you saying, " that was awesome !" | 
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21-07-2008, 02:45 PM
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| | ~cerise me manques~
Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 3,327 Gender: 
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wow~ the turn out so...unexpectable~
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22-07-2008, 03:09 AM
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| | 소원
Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 13,840 Gender:
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excatly ! When we treat ppls with respect .we will get the respect too. 人情味不是偏私而是博爱，
不是施舍而是关怀。
不是表面的礼貌，
而是内心的尊重。 Friends will bail you out of jail.but Best Friends will be sitting by you saying, " that was awesome !" | |
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22-07-2008, 10:04 AM
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| | Account Suspended
Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 681 Gender:
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shit lah
black man damn gross | |
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22-07-2008, 10:18 AM
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| | Addicted SGClubber
Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 715 Gender: Location: In a fluffy comfy room
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good one!
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22-07-2008, 10:32 AM
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| | ~cerise me manques~
Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 3,327 Gender:
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resspect each other, and stop discrimination.
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22-07-2008, 10:37 AM
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| | Cherry Boy
Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 566 Gender:
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ya RESPECT is the word. | |
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22-07-2008, 05:54 PM
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| | Gd frenz R haRd 2 FiNd
Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,474 Gender:
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hahaz i actally expected the outcome...the woman was really being unreasonable & racist la..
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22-07-2008, 08:12 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 7,252 Gender: Location: serangoon north
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yeah, everyone deserves respect & we should all learn to love one another to make the world a better place for you & me (: 
My mind fails to understand
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22-07-2008, 08:20 PM
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22-07-2008, 08:33 PM
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#11 (permalink)
| | 소원
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| Quote: | | | Originally Posted by pika2 | | | | | | shit lah
black man damn gross | | | | | wow,stop being racist. 人情味不是偏私而是博爱，
不是施舍而是关怀。
不是表面的礼貌，
而是内心的尊重。 Friends will bail you out of jail.but Best Friends will be sitting by you saying, " that was awesome !" | |
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22-07-2008, 08:35 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,620 Gender:
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lol, she deserved it.  To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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