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17-07-2007, 08:39 PM
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| | MIAed Member
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haha..... bay tahan those chi-na ppl...
This is a true account of what was heard on a recent flight from Shenzhen
to Qingtao by China Southern Airlines:
"Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui
speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to welcome you
on board our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to Qingtao.
Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know.
It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any resistance
during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are
available to make you feel comfortable.
Meanwhile, the airkwaft is going to fry. Peace sit upright and keep your
belt tightly fastened until dinner is served at five dirty p.m. Hope you
would enjoy your fright with us. Funk kill."  Studies is no good for health, the cure for it is to understanding of subject rather than mugging! If a man be gracious and courteous to strangers, it shows he is a citizen of the world. -Francis Bacon “If you judge people, you have no time to love them.” -- Mother Teresa “We think sometimes that poverty is only being hungry, naked and homeless. The poverty of being unwanted, unloved and uncared for is the greatest poverty. -- Mother Teresa
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17-07-2007, 10:10 PM
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17-07-2007, 10:12 PM
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| | Je Adore
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or should we say chee na lols | |
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17-07-2007, 10:33 PM
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| | Addicted SGClubber
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it is like that, every country have their own main language
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18-07-2007, 12:06 AM
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| | Inspire The Next
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LOL.
I think its the accent. Sometimes its difficult to hear properly. Especially over the sound system.
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18-07-2007, 12:16 AM
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lol, wait later sue u 4 racism den u know......
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18-07-2007, 12:33 AM
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just wondering how would the passengers' facial expressions be after hearing this message?? Life is full of ups and downs. But one has to learn how to stand up on his own and continue his path to attaining enlightment...:mellow3: :mellow3:
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18-07-2007, 01:29 PM
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19-07-2007, 05:53 PM
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| | Pink princess
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funny! People that don't know me thinks I'm shy.
People that do know me wish I were.
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19-07-2007, 07:41 PM
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lol, pronunciation problem...
I think half of the passengers will laugh and the other half will wonder what the heck did the person just say! | |
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19-07-2007, 07:42 PM
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| Quote: | | | Originally Posted by lonerlost | | | | | lol, pronunciation problem...
I think half of the passengers will laugh and the other half will wonder what the heck did the person just say! | | | | | Instead of die of heart attack they die of laughing
LOL! Studies is no good for health, the cure for it is to understanding of subject rather than mugging! If a man be gracious and courteous to strangers, it shows he is a citizen of the world. -Francis Bacon “If you judge people, you have no time to love them.” -- Mother Teresa “We think sometimes that poverty is only being hungry, naked and homeless. The poverty of being unwanted, unloved and uncared for is the greatest poverty. -- Mother Teresa
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19-07-2007, 11:32 PM
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| | Monster.Leen
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| Quote: | | | | | It is a great pressure serving you to-die | | | | |
kns.....later kena beat | |
