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22-07-2007, 06:39 PM
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| | Cool SGClubber Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 979 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 2,208.71 | Fear of Flying There was a religious woman who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Flying made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her.
One time, she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing.
After awhile, he turned to her and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?"
The woman replied, "Of course I do. It is the Bible."
He said, "Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?"
She replied, "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible."
He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?"
The woman said, "Well, I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven, I will ask him."
"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically.
"Then you can ask him," replied the woman. |
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22-07-2007, 07:35 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,347 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 1,047.55 | Re: Fear of Flying haha
straight and direct shot |
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23-07-2007, 12:17 AM
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| | White Angel Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 784 Gender:  Location: Eastern Singapore
Total SGC$: 834.80 | Re: Fear of Flying lol...shot back the dumb man..sure dumb struck one..lol |
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23-07-2007, 12:19 AM
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| | Addicted SGClubber Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 952 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 1,018.16 | Re: Fear of Flying haha, busybody deserve it. 
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23-07-2007, 09:36 AM
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| | Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 4,519 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 6,293.38 | Re: Fear of Flying great retort by the lady there.. the man must have been speechless Life is full of ups and downs. But one has to learn how to stand up on his own and continue his path to attaining enlightment...:mellow3: :mellow3:
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24-07-2007, 03:48 PM
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| | Bonkers SGClubber Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 498 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 570.68 | Re: Fear of Flying The teacher & student illustration sounded nicer sia, student shoot teacher, woo!!! Paid to Click, Paid to Read, Paid to SignUp, Paid to Post:
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24-07-2007, 05:00 PM
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| | Monster.Leen Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,445 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 2,939.89 | Re: Fear of Flying great ans given....haha |
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25-07-2007, 01:47 PM
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| | Registered Members Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 45 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 55.20 | Re: Fear of Flying haz, great retort |
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