yvonnetan782

There was a religious woman who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Flying made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her.

One time, she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing.

After awhile, he turned to her and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?"

The woman replied, "Of course I do. It is the Bible."

He said, "Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?"

She replied, "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible."

He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?"

The woman said, "Well, I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven, I will ask him."

"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically.

"Then you can ask him," replied the woman.

monkeybusiness

haha
straight and direct shot

angelzks

lol...shot back the dumb man..sure dumb struck one..lol

muffin

haha, busybody deserve it.

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genzo2106

great retort by the lady there.. the man must have been speechless

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saintz87

The teacher & student illustration sounded nicer sia, student shoot teacher, woo!!!

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KaLeen

great ans given....haha

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pinkee93

haz, great retort