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09-12-2006, 12:11 PM
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| | Registered Members
Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 172 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 479.00 |  Extra! Extra! Drunk Man Farts in Bed
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 am. His wife is sleeping and he's trying to sneak into bed. He's lying in bed for a few minutes and farts.
His wife wakes up and asks, "What in the world was that?"
He replies, "Touchdown - I'm winning, 7 nothing."
She thinks to herself, "I'm gonna fix him." Then she lets one loose.
He yells at her, "What was that?"
She replies, "Touchdown, tie score."
Now he thinks, "I'm gonna give her a doozy." He's lying there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he shits in bed.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"
He replies, "Halftime, switch sides." | 
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09-12-2006, 05:19 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
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muahaha... omg..:biggrin4: | |
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09-12-2006, 05:54 PM
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| | my lipstick ur collar :D
Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,560 Gender:
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LOLS thats a cute one .
but if my future husband does tt
im gonna use the shit and shove it into
his face lahs ! how can shit out :devil2:  To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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09-12-2006, 11:13 PM
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| | Mrs Kang-Park
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omg... siao ehh~~~
lyk dat oso wanna competiton.. haha~~ B I G B A N G fanclub- To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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10-12-2006, 08:32 AM
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| | Klutz
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Haha.. funny..
but abit childish ah, like tt oso wanna compete..lol | 
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10-12-2006, 09:57 PM
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| | WhitEChOCOlAtEdREAM
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lol i think i dun understand but read liaox think liaox also funny | |
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10-12-2006, 10:02 PM
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haha .... so competitive To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
FTW
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10-12-2006, 10:32 PM
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| | High IQ guy
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fart also want to play omg.... :speechless: | |
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11-12-2006, 09:39 AM
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 nice one.. competition till the bian bian comes out.. lolz.. 刁蛮小公主™
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11-12-2006, 11:45 AM
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haha. nice one la. clever guy. | |
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11-12-2006, 01:06 PM
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haha ... shit on the bed ... and ask the wife to switch side to slp on the side with the shit ... LOL To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
FTW
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11-12-2006, 06:01 PM
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| | SINGING&DANCING ROCKSSSSS
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eeeeks!
damn lah!
urghs! | |
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17-12-2006, 04:01 PM
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| | Peach ^^
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compete for the sake of??? lol~ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. NEW UPDATES - Visit my blog @
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17-12-2006, 04:29 PM
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lols. funny ah u.. | |
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18-12-2006, 04:07 AM
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| | meow?!
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1 word, lameeeee.
i wonder what happens if this happens between two friends, both soccer fans, drunk and sleeping tgt somewhere lol
friend wakes up and............... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
my cuteness is ur death
Last edited by vampure : 18-12-2006 at 04:08 AM.
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18-12-2006, 12:53 PM
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