Explanation of Marketing techniques

**sapphire** · 27-11-2006, 03:35 PM

A professor was explaining marketing concepts:

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

1.You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing.

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich.Marry him." -That's Advertising.

3. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
Marry me." - That's Telemarketing.

4. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations.

5. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition

6. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.-That's Customer Feedback.

7. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap.

8. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share.

9. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets.

funnysnow · 27-11-2006, 03:38 PM

lols.. nice..

**teriyaki** · 27-11-2006, 08:50 PM

haha.....

i lyk de last part..

**Wenzi** · 28-11-2006, 01:35 AM

Muahahaha.. gd one^^

27-11-2006, 03:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
sapphire Addicted SGClubber Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 546 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Bedok SGC$: 52.00 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 52.00	Explanation of Marketing techniques A professor was explaining marketing concepts: You see a gorgeous girl at a party. 1.You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing. 2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich.Marry him." -That's Advertising. 3. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing. 4. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations. 5. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition 6. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.-That's Customer Feedback. 7. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap. 8. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share. 9. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets.

27-11-2006, 03:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
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