Weiwei

Two men and a blonde are due to be executed!! They are to be put in the electric chair!! They are told that if when the switch is pushed, nothing happens, they are free!!
The first man comes in, is strapped to the chair and asked if he has any last words!! He says "Tell my wife and children that i love them"!! The switch is pushed and nothing happens, so he walks free!!
The second man comes in!! Is strapped to the chair and asked about last words!! He says "tell my wife and kids that i love them"!! The swich is pushed and nothing happens so he too walks free!!
The blonde comes in and is strapped to the chair!! She is asked about her last words and says "Yeah, you forgot to plug it in!!"

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.



To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

orangeXUE

hahas.
thanks fer sharing.

MelvinLee

thanks for sharing

I made a terrible mistake That I can't take back.Now when I close my eyes, All I see is black.Whoever thought,That this would happen to me I'm not chained physically,But mentally,I'll never be the same,Never again.I deeply regret ,what I did.The mistake I can't take back.I regret it deeply, I just have one plea....God please forgive me.