 Easy Money
Billy's father: "Son, I'm going to work, you must become a business man like me one day."
One day Billy's came back home, Billy is only 12 years old and when he reached home he noticed that there were clothes lying around.. He saw his mom with another man but Billy's mom was already married..
Suddenly, Billy's dad came home and so Billy's mom got frantic and hid Billy and the man inside the closet.
Billy: It's kinda dark in here..
Man: Yea..
Billy: Do you wanna buy my baseball glove?
Man: No way..
Billy: Okay then I'll go say hi to my dad..
Man: Okay! Okay! How much?
Billy: $500
Man: WHAT?! Are you crazy? NO WAY!
Billy: Okay my dad will love to find you here..
Man: OKAY OKAY! DARN IT! $500 here you go..
So the next day the when Billy's dad fetched Billy to school again, the man came back into the house and was doing hanky panky with Billy's mom again.. When Billy came home he saw the same things again and so happens Billy's dad had a half-day and came back home.. So Billy's mom hid them in the closet again..
Billy: It's kinda dark in here..
Man: Yea.. how much this time.. -.-
Billy: $1000
Man: WHUT?! FOR WHUT?!
Billy: My baseball..
Man: NO WAY YOU ARE EATING MY MONEY YOU IMMATURE FREAK!
Billy: Okay my dad is just outside, want me to say hi?
Man: NONONONONONO! FINE here's $1000 now give me that baseball..
After that.. Billy told his dad about his business he made..
Billy: Dad, I made $1,500 by selling my baseball and my baseball glove.
Billy's dad: WHUT?! that's daylight robbery! Son! I'm so disappointed in you.. I'm taking you to church!
So they went to church on the coming Sunday and Billy went into the booth where people confess
Billy: It's kinda dark in here..
From the other side of the booth came said
"Don't start that crap with me again" | 
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