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Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar, up ahead, Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"

"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label, and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?" asked Bubba.

"Just let me do the talkin', OK?" said Earl.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on his forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff asked, "You boys been drinkin'?"

"No, sir," said Earl. "We're on the patch."

fiona88

lol thanks for sharing!

sgalextoh

Hahaha. Good idea. Maybe I'll try that next time when I'm drinking.

robin

Good idea, next time tell my drinker friends...

genzo2106

hahaha!!! tts indeed one smart move!

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haha..nice move...

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clever ,good one :biggrin4:

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PiDanBeR

haha...dun understand.... what is mean by 'We on the patch'?

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stephen

nice joke

dumbdumb912

agree. Don quite understand. Who mind xplain?:confused2:

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sgalextoh

It's something like the patch to quit smoking. Just that this patch they are using got alcohol smell.

QiQi

Just like when you're trying to quit smoking, you put on the nicotine patch, so in this case they put on the beer label patch, got it?

Nice joke.

KaLeen

dun really understand

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diao.lyk tt also can..
but can check if they gt drink anot ma

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