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Old 18-12-2006, 04:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the
block?" Mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat." "What does that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he is in the garage."

The little girl went to the garage and asked "Dad, may I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Susie was in heat, and to come talk to you."

Dad said, " Bring Susie over here" He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear-end with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Susie on the leash and only go one time around the block." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with NO DOG on the leash.

Dad asked, "Where is Susie?"

The little girl said, "She will be here in a minute, she ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her home."


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Old 18-12-2006, 05:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 19-12-2006, 12:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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dun get it..
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Old 19-12-2006, 12:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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She took the dog out and the dog have sex with another dog but eh girl don't know....

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Old 19-12-2006, 12:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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erm.. dont understand..

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Old 19-12-2006, 06:28 PM   #6 (permalink)
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She took the dog out and the dog have sex with another dog but eh girl don't know....
lidat also know ah... congrats
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Old 20-12-2006, 05:02 PM   #7 (permalink)
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dog on heat means:- either the dog was having period, and this will cause male dogs around de. N 2nd thing, male dog will make luv wif the female dog when they are on heat.

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Old 20-12-2006, 05:23 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 20-12-2006, 06:40 PM   #9 (permalink)
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haha.... The family have few more new members coming in......
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Old 21-12-2006, 05:27 AM   #11 (permalink)
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but y she meant by the dog ran out of gas? n y rub gasoline at its end?
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Old 22-12-2006, 12:43 PM   #13 (permalink)
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but y she meant by the dog ran out of gas? n y rub gasoline at its end?
ya lo y ar? i also dun understand worx ..any1 can explain?
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Old 23-12-2006, 12:04 PM   #14 (permalink)
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LOL!

Eh.. when female dogs are on heat, they give out a 'smell' which attracts male dogs.. which in turn wanna have sex w/it.. Therefore rubbing gasoline, sorta like cover up e smell so e male dogs cant smell it..
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omg~ then can have puppies le~


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