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18-12-2006, 04:57 PM
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| | meow?! Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 129 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 336.00 | dogwalkkk! A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the
block?" Mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat." "What does that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he is in the garage."
The little girl went to the garage and asked "Dad, may I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Susie was in heat, and to come talk to you."
Dad said, " Bring Susie over here" He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear-end with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Susie on the leash and only go one time around the block." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with NO DOG on the leash.
Dad asked, "Where is Susie?"
The little girl said, "She will be here in a minute, she ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her home." To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
my cuteness is ur death
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18-12-2006, 05:16 PM
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| | Fallen Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 80 Gender:  Location: central area of Singapore
Total SGC$: 184.06 | :confused2: ~**bEtTeR tO rEiGn In HeLl, ThAn SeRvE iN hEaVeN**~ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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19-12-2006, 12:09 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,776 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 5,890.74 | dun get it.. |
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19-12-2006, 12:21 PM
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| | Ember Dragon Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 288 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 575.40 | She took the dog out and the dog have sex with another dog but eh girl don't know.... 
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Last edited by M1Garand8 : 19-12-2006 at 12:23 PM.
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19-12-2006, 12:23 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,087 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 45.30 | erm.. dont understand.. 
mess with the best, die like the rest.
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19-12-2006, 06:28 PM
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| | Caring Bear Bear Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,398 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 269.78 | | Quote: | | | Originally Posted by M1Garand8 | | | | | She took the dog out and the dog have sex with another dog but eh girl don't know.... | | | | | lidat also know ah... congrats |
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20-12-2006, 05:02 PM
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| | ++ FruStRaT|nG ++ Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,980 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 4,154.00 | dog on heat means:- either the dog was having period, and this will cause male dogs around de. N 2nd thing, male dog will make luv wif the female dog when they are on heat. 
:disgust2: ++ Life Is Death ++ |
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20-12-2006, 05:23 PM
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| | Registered Members Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 166 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 342.42 | lol |
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20-12-2006, 06:40 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,897 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 1,990.81 | haha.... The family have few more new members coming in...... |
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20-12-2006, 06:44 PM
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| | Addicted SGClubber Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 425 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 0 | lolz... |
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21-12-2006, 05:27 AM
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| | meow?! Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 129 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 336.00 | lol smart smart To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
my cuteness is ur death
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21-12-2006, 06:23 AM
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| | Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,776 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 5,890.74 | but y she meant by the dog ran out of gas? n y rub gasoline at its end? |
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22-12-2006, 12:43 PM
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| | borinzzz.blogspot.com Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,100 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 2,085.54 | | Quote: | | | Originally Posted by restless | | | | | but y she meant by the dog ran out of gas? n y rub gasoline at its end? | | | | | ya lo y ar? i also dun understand worx ..any1 can explain? |
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23-12-2006, 12:04 PM
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| | Klutz Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,308 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 237.75 | LOL!
Eh.. when female dogs are on heat, they give out a 'smell' which attracts male dogs.. which in turn wanna have sex w/it.. Therefore rubbing gasoline, sorta like cover up e smell so e male dogs cant smell it.. |
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24-12-2006, 09:22 PM
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| | Peach ^^ Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,892 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 1,134.40 | omg~ then can have puppies le~  To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. NEW UPDATES - Visit my blog @ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. (Lastest Update @ 051008) |
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