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Old 17-03-2008, 07:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a *** therapist's office.

The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

The man says, "Will you watch us have ***ual intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for ***ual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the *** therapist to watch again. The *** therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare...!
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Old 17-03-2008, 07:55 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 17-03-2008, 08:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hahas.

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LOL wtf veri funny 1
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funny.

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