Wenzi

An innovative delivery method, the Chinese ways...
forget about DHL, UPS or even FedEx !!! Enjoy Reading.....

A family in the Southern Province of China, were puzzled
when the coffin of their dead grandmother arrived from the States.

It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly
squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it!
When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top; which read as
follows:

Dear Cousins,

I am sending Ah Ma body to you since it was her wish that she should be
cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in Tung Shin.
Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under Ah Ma's body, 12 cans of
Yohmeitsu, 10 packets of Swiss chocolates !
and packets of Chinatown Lap Cheong. Please divide these among all of
you.

On Ah Ma's feet you will find a new pair of Nike Air shoes (size 10)
for Ah boy.
Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Ah Mei's and Ah Lien's sons.
Hope the sizes are correct.
Ah Ma is wearing 6 CK T-Shirts. The large size is for Ah Bak and the
others are for my nephews. Just distribute them among yourselves.

The 2 new Armani Jeans that Ah Ma is wearing are for the boys.
The Rolex watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on Ah Ma's left wrist.
Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei, Ah Ma is wearing the Tiffany necklace, earrings
and ring that you asked for. Please take them.

The 6 white Polo cotton socks that Ah Ma is wearing must be divided
among my teenage cousins. let me know what else you need as Ah Kong is
also not keeping well nowadays.

I can send all required things when our Ah Kong goes back
too............

it's me.. wenzi!!!!
愛一個人不一定要擁有﹐但擁有一個人就一定要好好去愛他!
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HUIXIAN

wapiang.
thats damn bad to say of own ahgong manz.
muahah!

but entertaining though ^^

funnysnow

Wah Lao ! Like That Also Can!

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Wenzi

of cuz it's possible.. save time save cost save coffin space somemore!

it's me.. wenzi!!!!
愛一個人不一定要擁有﹐但擁有一個人就一定要好好去愛他!
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funnysnow

will you wear something from someone who is dead already?

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HUIXIAN

touchwood.
very inauspicious lei

:x

Wenzi

i wont! i dun even dare to touch! but as a future nurse to be.. i have gt no choice but to do this kind of thing.. I even clean the body of someone dead.. proud of me?

it's me.. wenzi!!!!
愛一個人不一定要擁有﹐但擁有一個人就一定要好好去愛他!
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HUIXIAN

yep [=

jiayou **

funnysnow

haha.. when i was in secondary school, i always say this: nurse help old ppl clean their wastes~

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solidsin

wah . liddat oso can nia . is shipping cost reali so ex ? haha . dun think so ritex ?

HUIXIAN

yes.
it is.
try importing & u'll know.

whenever u buy sth from overseas,& import them back.
its always the shipping & freight thats more expensive den item.
i mean,u'd consider them as MORE expensive.
muahah`

funnysnow