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Old 30-03-2007, 12:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her
husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next
husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.

At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At last they're finally
together."

A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you
mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"

"I mean her legs!"
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Old 30-03-2007, 12:54 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Good one!
Catholics can't use any form of contraceptive like condoms. Haha.

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Old 30-03-2007, 01:25 AM   #3 (permalink)
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LOLOLOL.

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haha..
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lol quite funny :biggrin4:


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Old 30-03-2007, 06:46 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 30-03-2007, 08:51 PM   #7 (permalink)
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err... lol

Technetium is the lightest chemical element with no stable isotope. It has atomic number 43 and is given the symbol Tc. The chemical properties of this silvery grey. Its is used in nuclear medicine for a wide variety of diagnostic test. Also use as an anodic corrosion inhibitor for steel.
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