jooleeahh

Took me a while to get it, but once I did, I thought it was rather funny. The young and innocent may not get it though.....

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A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe’s first time ever hunting, so he was following Bob’s lead.

Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet!

After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened.

Joe said "There was this snake and he slittered across my feet, but I never screamed.

Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed."

"So then what did make you scream," Bob asked, exasperated. "Well," Joe continued, "two squirells crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, "Should we take them home or eat ’em now?""

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chow_sw

crack the nut hahaha

mayocat

i dont get it..the two squirrel wan eat joe izzit

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genzo2106

well, the squirrels tot that Joe's private parts were nuts and wanna eat them.keke.. hope its not too crude for you. tried to explain it without sounding too corny..:mellow3:

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EriCx`

LOL.. e squirrels shud eat e nuts and haf a banana for good digestion ma.. keke

funnysnow

OMG~ LOL!

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Clew

LOL either way, his balls are still in danger

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serendipity

HAHA. lame. but still kinda funny.

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GreenSn0w

LOLz that guy actually let the squirrels climb up his leg sia.. XD

Spade

OUCH!!!!

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angelzks

oooh..!! hahahaha..great one... lol..