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04-04-2008, 07:58 PM
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#1 (permalink)
| | Experienced SGClubber
Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 9,080 My Mood:  Gender:  Country:  Location: Tiong Bahru
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Bank: 11,284.59
Total SGC$: 17,340.42 |  Cut Out Sex
An older man was married to a younger woman. After several years of a very happy marriage, he had a heart attack. The doctor advised him that to prolong his life they should cut out sex.
He and his wife discussed the matter and decided that he should sleep in the family room downstairs to save them both from temptation.
One night, after several weeks, he decided that life without sex wasn't worth living. So he headed upstairs. He met his wife on the staircase and said, "I was coming up to die."
She laughed and replied, "I was coming down to kill you!" | 
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05-04-2008, 12:54 AM
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#2 (permalink)
| | The Ultimate Pessimist
Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 3,497 My Mood:  Gender:  Country: Location: Yishun
SGC$: 220.80
Bank: 3,222.20
Total SGC$: 3,443.00 | Re: Cut Out Sex
lol. she going down to tempt him 
lock 'n' load
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05-04-2008, 12:55 AM
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#3 (permalink)
| | Addicted SGClubber
Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 657 Gender: Country: Location: North
SGC$: 605.68
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Total SGC$: 605.68 | Re: Cut Out Sex
both horny.. =) | 
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05-04-2008, 12:58 AM
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| | Legendary San Guo Freak
Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 6,085 My Mood:  Gender: Country: Location: Boon Keng....
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Bank: 6,432.06
Total SGC$: 6,490.51 | Re: Cut Out Sex
Lolx...
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05-04-2008, 01:02 AM
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#5 (permalink)
| | Experienced SGClubber
Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,294 My Mood:  Gender: Country: Location: Kim Seng
SGC$: 4.00
Bank: 1,238.00
Total SGC$: 1,241.99 | Re: Cut Out Sex
both needed it To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. My life is like abox of chocolate.....:url= To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.href=" To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.target="_blank">http://www.sgclub.com/imagehosting/t...2c6b4077e7.jpg[/url]
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05-04-2008, 12:57 PM
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#6 (permalink)
| | DayDreamer
Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,057 My Mood:  Gender: Country: Location: Jurong West
SGC$: 962.93
Bank: 55.81
Total SGC$: 1,018.74 | Re: Cut Out Sex
haha.. that was lame..
a straight forward joke | |
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05-04-2008, 01:08 PM
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#7 (permalink)
| | Registered Members
Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 14 My Mood:  Gender: Country: Location: Hougang
SGC$: 26.00
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Total SGC$: 26.00 | Re: Cut Out Sex
lol funny lo =] | |
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05-04-2008, 01:18 PM
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| | --Ven--
Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 500 My Mood:  Gender: Country: Location: Hell
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Total SGC$: 531.53 | Re: Cut Out Sex
lols
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05-04-2008, 07:05 PM
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#9 (permalink)
| | Experienced SGClubber
Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,710 My Mood:  Gender: Country: Location: simei
SGC$: 233.48
Bank: 1,976.15
Total SGC$: 2,209.62 | Re: Cut Out Sex
lol...tis is funny | |
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06-04-2008, 01:12 AM
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#10 (permalink)
| | Me & You!~
Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,244 My Mood:  Gender: Country: Location: Tanjong Rhu Road
SGC$: 12.65
Bank: 1,972.59
Total SGC$: 1,985.24 | Re: Cut Out Sex
LMAO! I can't help but smile when i look at you. http://lurveherloads.blogspot.com | |
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06-04-2008, 01:49 AM
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#11 (permalink)
| | Loves Marketing .
Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,009 Gender: Country: Location: Unloving World.
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Total SGC$: 1,842.96 | Re: Cut Out Sex
dying, and still joking. lolx. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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