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02-11-2006, 04:21 PM
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| Piak piak   Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,886 iTrader: (0) Gender:  Zodiac Sign:  Country:  Location: Bedok Reservoir
SGC$: 0.00 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 0                      |  The craziest story ever written Here's a chance for you to express your imaginative mind and be a part of compiling the craziest story ever written. Sentences must provoke responses like ' Crazy ah?' 'Siao' 'Got such thing meh?'....... I'll start........ Tim was born to parents who thought they'd never ever have children. With his father aged 65 and his mother 56, Tim was often mistaken as their grandchild whenever they go out together as a family. Tim's parents soon got tired of all the whisperings and disbelieving faces of neighbours who eventually labelled Tim and parents as weirdos in the neighbourhood. When Tim was five, his father died........... (go on..continue it.......) |
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02-11-2006, 04:32 PM
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| my lipstick ur collar :D   Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,563 iTrader: (0) My Mood:  Gender: Zodiac Sign:  Country: Location: HOUGANG
SGC$: 90.24 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 90.24               | * oh gosh . how come let the father die so fast ! his mother tramatised by the lost of her loved one at old age ... went insane ! wherever she went she'll be talkin to herself and thinkin that her husband is still ALIVE . doin the same routine day by day . neighbours ard gossiped callin his mother '' siao chabor '' n called her '' siao ar ! '' tis caused the young kid to feel confused . not wantin the lil kid to go mad himself , the judge decided to put him in custody of a better adult . leavin their closet relavtive , his aunt florence to take care of him .  to be continued ...  To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by huishan : 02-11-2006 at 04:32 PM. |
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02-11-2006, 07:37 PM
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| Mrs Kang-Park   Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 7,803 iTrader: (10) My Mood:  Gender: Zodiac Sign:  Country: Location: lala land
SGC$: 701.47 Bank: 14.62 Total SGC$: 716.09                      | but den.. de youngest aunt ish already 40 yrs old le when tom was 7yrs old... he was force to work n study at de samy tym.. bcuz his aunty is a wicked n cold-hearted human one day... tom decided to run away.. but he cant.. cuz he hav to feed de rat around his bed.. as he hav feeling for de rat he brought de rat along... (pls continue) B I G B A N G fanclub- To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Vote for big bang at MAA To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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02-11-2006, 08:52 PM
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| full time slacker  Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 547 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign:  Country: Location: Singapore, that is.
SGC$: 1,155.80 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 1,155.80    | little did Tom know that the rat was a genius rat who could speak. While he was waiting for the bus to make his getaway, he heard a voice "Tom tom, I could help you". He looked around but saw no one around. Ho got frightend, thinking that something weird was going on. "Tom, look inside your bag." hands trembling, he opened his bag expecting to see a ghost pop out from nowhere. But, all he saw was his dear rat staring up at him with unblinking eyes. Then, seeing nothing in particular, he closed the flap of the bag again. "Wait Tom! I'm the rat speaking!" to be continued i'm sugar and spice and everything nice if you wanna mess with me, you better think twice |
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02-11-2006, 11:42 PM
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| Peach ^^   Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,918 iTrader: (530) My Mood:  Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Tampines
SGC$: 217.84 Bank: 700.89 Total SGC$: 918.72                     | Tom thought that he himself also "kee siao" already, becoming like his mother and threw the bag on the ground.. "Ouch!!! Tat's painful!! You stupid "Si Gin Na", make me do somersaults in the bag the poor rat yelled to be continued... Pls check ur taobao orders here => ( To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ) & ( To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ) To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Dear all, Pls contact me at To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. with regards to spree matters as I will be seldom online in SGC. Thanks. 5 ongoing sprees & counting... [China] - [Hong Kong] - [Taiwan] - To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Vogue Shop To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. [USA] To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Urban Outfitters l Charlotte Russe l ELF l Victoria's Secret To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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03-11-2006, 12:34 AM
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| my lipstick ur collar :D Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,563 iTrader: (0) My Mood: Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: HOUGANG
SGC$: 90.24 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 90.24 | TOM who was scared like shit , held on to a broom and slowly opened the flap . '' damn it u moroon ! '' said the rat . '' here to help u , yet u throw me off like tt .. '' angrily he almost went off when tom realise he wasnt dreamin and stopped the rat .. den suddenli his door open !! OMG ~ its that horrible old hag [ the auntie ] ! :devil2: to be continued ... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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03-11-2006, 09:48 AM
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| Experienced SGClubber   Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 6,198 iTrader: (0) Gender:  Zodiac Sign:  Country: Location: Yishun
SGC$: 1,404.42 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 1,404.42                | both of them stare at the auntie ... and when the auntie saw the RAT ... she scream and slam de door ... and quickly run away ... so tom grab the rat with his own 2 hand and ..... (continue ba) |
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03-11-2006, 10:30 AM
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| full time slacker Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 547 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Singapore, that is.
SGC$: 1,155.80 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 1,155.80 | and dropped the rat because the rat bit him on his hand the rat dropped gracefully on the floor and gave Tom the hardest glare he could muster "You deserve it, who asked you to mistreat me?" Tom, clutching his hand, said "I was scared what. Who can believe a rat could speak?" to be continuesd i'm sugar and spice and everything nice if you wanna mess with me, you better think twice |
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03-11-2006, 08:47 PM
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| Peach ^^ Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,918 iTrader: (530) My Mood: Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Tampines
SGC$: 217.84 Bank: 700.89 Total SGC$: 918.72 | 'Oh damm it!!! Can you see with your both eyes that i have a mouth?? Of cos i can talk lah... wat u wanna hear? hokkien, teochew, hakka, cantonese, english, melayu??? just name it..." shouted the tiny tweeny rat... Pls check ur taobao orders here => ( To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ) & ( To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ) To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Dear all, Pls contact me at To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. with regards to spree matters as I will be seldom online in SGC. Thanks. 5 ongoing sprees & counting... [China] - [Hong Kong] - [Taiwan] - To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Vogue Shop To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. [USA] To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Urban Outfitters l Charlotte Russe l ELF l Victoria's Secret To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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03-11-2006, 09:30 PM
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| Experienced SGClubber  Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,848 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign:  Country: Location: North
SGC$: 3,741.46 Bank: 942.49 Total SGC$: 4,683.95   | "Can u sing Jay Chou's latest song tui hou then?" challenged Tom. The rat sang it and Tom thought...swee lar..this time struck gold liao... (to be continued...) |
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05-11-2006, 10:08 PM
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| Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,848 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: North
SGC$: 3,741.46 Bank: 942.49 Total SGC$: 4,683.95 | why one 1 continue de? here goes... Tom grabbed the rat and shouted to everyone on the road "I have a talking rat. He sings Jay's song!" No one looked at him more then once. In fact everyone shunned him. "Sing rat sing". The rat pointed his nose in the air and ignored him. Then someone tap his shoulder... (to be continued...) |
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