loonshi

CONFUSING ENGLISH>>
1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?>
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?>
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?>
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland >called Holes?>
5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?>
6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?>
7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to Make terrible?>
8. Why is it called building when it is already built?>
9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?>
10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do Bars have >parking lots?>
11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around Several times, does >he become disoriented?>
12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat??

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daryl7

hahaha...humanitarians eat human??? :confused2: :runnynose:

xiiaojjace

hi. again, this oso was posted b4 by another member.
do search 1st b4 post.. =)
http://www.sgclub.com/singapore/conf...lish_5516.html

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