College Female Dormitory On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules. "The female dormitory will be
out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be
fined $40 the first time."
He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $90. Being caught a third time will incur a
hefty fine of $200. Are there any questions?"
At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, "How much for a season pass?" 
*** "If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were." ***
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