 Cannibal Village
There were 3 adventurers, accidentally ventured into a Cannibal village (man-eating village). They were caught and brought to the village's headmaster.
Village's Headmaster: I understand we are notoriously known for being inhuman. But to show that we aren't tt bad, I shall let u 3 have a chance to live. Each of you have to go into the forest and get 1 fruit each, bring it back to me for further instructions.
Escorted by the village's men, they went into the forest in search of fruits. The 1st adventurer came back with rambutan and presented it to the Headmaster.
Village's Headmaster: I want u to stuff it into ur azzhole, if u can do it w/o laughing, u shall live.
The adventurer did what he said. As the rambutan tiggled his azzhole, he laughed and was executed. He died and went to heaven. While walking in heaven, he saw the other adventurer.
1st adventurer: You died? What fruit did u bring back?
2nd adventurer: I brought a blueberry and i had to stuff it into my azzhole, if I can do it w/o laughing, I can live.
1st adventurer: Same as the instructions given to me! Blueberry is small, why did u still die?
2nd adventurer: Oh, i was doing it fine and all. Till i saw our buddy coming back, with a Durian... ... | 
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