jovylee

One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat. "Where to?" he stammered.

"Union Station," answered the woman. "You got it," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror. The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell are you looking at, driver?"

"Well ma'am, I noticed that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare."

The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said, "Does *THIS* answer your question?"

Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything smaller?"

GreenSn0w

wa lao this means she do tt freq la..till erm.."loose" liao..haha.. XD

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Riceballz

o... LOL i "huh" at first until you say it =p

finaldust

huh dont get it

to fall in love is always easy
to start a relationship is always simple
to build it, is always tough
to maintain it, is 'better said than done'
to break off, is 'easier said than done'
to remain friends after u broke off, is never possible
to forget the memories is 'always doing but never succeeding'
to heal the pain within is hard and tough and never near simple
but one has to try to heal your own heart...

KaLeen

wowwww

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tingz

dots.

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funnysnow

I think because have sex with woman cost more than the taxi fare.

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noobrulz

lols.... the driver is quite lucky??? or maybe he's gentleman.. then he's suay lols

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StMichael

That is the actual punchline of the joke. The cabbie was treating it as if she's giving him a large note and he probably had no change.

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Fool

lol thats kind of silly.

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Technetium

lol... sicko...

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e-xeven

Plain dumb.

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