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There was a man named Bubba and Bubba knew EVERYONE in the whole world!!!
Once when Bubba got a new job, Bubba says to his new boss, "Boss, I know
everyone in the whole world!" His boss doesn't believe him, so he says "No
you do not know everyone in the whole world" but Bubba says "Yes I do!" so
Bubba's boss says "Well prove it!" then Bubba says "Pick someone... and I
know them!"

Well Bubba's boss thinks for a minute and then comes up with a name. "Tom
Selleck! I bet you don't know Tom Selleck!" Bubba says "Tom Selleck! Tom and
I were in boy scouts together when we were kids!" but Bubba's boss says "No
you weren't!" then Bubba says "Yes we were!" so they fly to Hollywood and
drive up to Tom Selleck's house. Bubba knocks on the door and Tom Selleck
answers and Bubba goes "Tom!!!" and Tom goes "Bubba!" and they hug and catch
up for 30 minutes and Bubba's boss can't believe it. But then he thinks
"Well that could happen, it's just one person," so he tells Bubba and Bubba
says "OK, pick somebody else!"

This time Bubba's boss has someone in mind! "The president, Bill Clinton!
You don't know Bill Clinton!" but Bubba says "Oh yes I do! Bill and I were
on debate team together in college!" Bubba's boss says "No you weren't!" and
Bubba says "Yes we were!" so they fly to Washington and they catch up with
the President at a press conference. They work their way through the crowd
until Bubba get's close enough to catch Clinton's eye and waves "Bill!" and
the President waves "Bubba!" and after the press conference they hug and
catch up for 30 minutes and Bubba's boss is stunned-- he can't believe it.
But then he thinks "Well that's just two people in one country-- that
doesn't mean he knows everyone in the whole world!" so he tells Bubba and
Bubba says "OK, pick someone out of the world spectrum and I know them!"

And Bubba's boss knows just who to pick so he says "The Pope! You do not
know the Pope!" and Bubba says "The Pope! The Pope BAPTIZED me!" and Bubba's
boss says "No he didn't!" and Bubba says "Yes he did!" so they fly to Rome
where the Pope is giving Mass in front of hundreds of thousands of people.
They work their way through the crowd-- without much luck-- so Bubba says
"Boss, we're never gonna get there together through all these people so I
tell you what--I'll work my way up there and when I do, I'll give you a sign
that shows you I know the Pope!" and he leaves. Well Bubba's boss waits and
waits and waits and just when he's about to give up, he sees the Pope come
out onto the balcony and right there beside him is Bubba!

Shortly afterwards, Bubba's boss passes out. Bubba comes back and finds his
boss passed out and he fans him and says "Boss! Boss! Wake up!" and when his
boss comes to, he asks "Boss what happened?" Bubba's boss looks at Bubba and
says "OK, I can see Tom Selleck. I can see Bill Clinton... hell, I can even
take the Pope! But when somebody standing next to me asks 'Who's that up
there with Bubba?' that's a little more than I can take!"

Life is full of ups and downs. But one has to learn how to stand up on his own and continue his path to attaining enlightment...:mellow3: :mellow3:

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