Boss vs Me

**HUIXIAN** · 30-05-2007, 01:35 PM

When I take a long time to finish,
I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough.

When I don't do it,
I am lazy.
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy.

When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative.

When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing.
When my boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating.

When I make a mistake,
you're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
he's only human.

When I am out of the office,
I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
he's on business.

When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview.
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked.

When I do good,
my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong,
he never forgets.

**teriyaki** · 30-05-2007, 01:42 PM

LOL omg.. how true!!

**GreenSn0w** · 30-05-2007, 02:13 PM

this is so true man..
they (boss) can liddat then if we also liddat if like different opinions liao.. =X

**Cypress** · 03-06-2007, 04:04 PM

thats true haha

**escaffe** · 20-06-2007, 03:53 PM

dont work for someone, then. =D

**lonerlost** · 20-06-2007, 04:07 PM

Lol. You forget to mention he pays ur salary too =x

enDlessly · 20-06-2007, 11:20 PM

This is incredibly true.

How ironic this world can be. :S

30-05-2007, 01:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
HUIXIAN ddrumstick Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 5,854 iTrader: (-1) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Singapore SGC$: 74.83 Bank: 719.83 Total SGC$: 794.66	Boss vs Me When I take a long time to finish, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don't do it, I am lazy. When my boss does not do it, he is busy. When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart. When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative. When I please my boss, I am apple polishing. When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating. When I make a mistake, you're an idiot. When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human. When I am out of the office, I am wandering around. When my boss is out of the office, he's on business. When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick. When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill. When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview. When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked. When I do good, my boss never remembers. When I do wrong, he never forgets.

30-05-2007, 01:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
teriyaki Mrs Kang-Park Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 7,803 iTrader: (10) My Mood: Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: lala land SGC$: 701.47 Bank: 14.62 Total SGC$: 716.09	Re: Boss vs Me LOL omg.. how true!! B I G B A N G fanclub- To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Vote for big bang at MAA To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

30-05-2007, 02:13 PM	#3 (permalink)
GreenSn0w MenT@L g\|RL Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,627 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: MenT@L L@nD SGC$: 238.94 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 238.94	Re: Boss vs Me this is so true man.. they (boss) can liddat then if we also liddat if like different opinions liao.. =X

03-06-2007, 04:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
Cypress Nobody knows Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 66 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Novena SGC$: 526.55 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 526.55	Re: Boss vs Me thats true haha

20-06-2007, 03:53 PM	#5 (permalink)
escaffe New SGBlubber Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 38 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: I have Opsite in my bag. SGC$: 44.40 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 44.40	Re: Boss vs Me dont work for someone, then. =D

20-06-2007, 04:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
lonerlost Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,436 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: singapore SGC$: 467.80 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 467.80	Re: Boss vs Me Lol. You forget to mention he pays ur salary too =x

20-06-2007, 11:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
enDlessly Account Suspended Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 5,191 iTrader: (8) My Mood: Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Singapore SGC$: 544.24 Bank: 473.13 Total SGC$: 1,017.38	Re: Boss vs Me This is incredibly true. How ironic this world can be. :S

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