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Old 04-07-2007, 01:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default A big old horse named Benny

An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny.

The man asked for help. The farmer said Benny could pull his car out. So he backed Benny up and hitched Benny to the man's car bumper.

Then he yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Benny didn't move.

Then he yelled, "Come on, pull Ranger." Still, Benny didn't move.

Then he yelled really loud, "Now pull, Fred, pull hard." Benny just stood.

Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Okay, Benny, pull."

Benny pulled the car out of the ditch.

The man was very appreciative but curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.

The farmer said, "Oh, Benny is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling he wouldn't even try."


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Old 04-07-2007, 01:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
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good trick

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Old 04-07-2007, 01:27 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Default Re: A big old horse named Benny

lol,this one good .

人情味不是偏私而是博爱,

不是施舍而是关怀。

不是表面的礼貌,

而是内心的尊重。


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Old 04-07-2007, 01:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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hmmm.....
Y must be a horse???
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haha..Benny must be a very lazy horse

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But Benny is not deaf. Cant hear that there are no other horses? :biggrin4:

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