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02-09-2007, 01:14 PM
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| Experienced SGClubber   Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 9,063 iTrader: (23) My Mood:  Gender:  Zodiac Sign:  Country:  Location: Tiong Bahru
SGC$: 5,192.95 Bank: 10,713.07 Total SGC$: 15,906.02                              |  Better not pull her over A woman is driving her car when she is pulled over by a a cop. He says to her: "Ma'am, may i see your licence please? you were speeding". The woman answers: "Oh no, officer, I don't have a licence, they took it after the 4th time i was caught driving drunk.". The officer replies: "That is serious. Give me the car's registration forms, please". The woman answers: "Oh, this is not my car. I stole it from my boss after i killed him. His body is in the trunk, by the way". The cop is amazed and immidietly calls for backup while slowly moving away from the car, his hand on his gun. When backup comes, the chief of the police approaches the woman with his gun pointed at her and orders her to get out of the vehicle. The woman walks out, as ordered. Then the cheif says: "Ma'am, the officer said you reported a dead body in your trunk. please open it". The woman acts amazed and when she opens the trunk, there is nothing there. The surprised cheif says: "Can i also see your driving-licence?". The woman opens her wallet and hands her licence to him. The chief says: "Well, i'm soory ma'am, i don't know what to say. The officer over there told me you had a dead body in your trunk and that you didn't have a licence". The woman smiles and says: "bet you that bastard also told you i was speeding, didn't he?"...  To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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02-09-2007, 01:34 PM
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| Pink princess   Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,260 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Pasir Ris
SGC$: 212.33 Bank: 156.41 Total SGC$: 368.74      | Re: Better not pull her over OMG THIRD TIME THIS IS POSTED LAH.... People that don't know me thinks I'm shy. People that do know me wish I were. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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04-09-2007, 08:44 PM
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| サクランボ  Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,566 iTrader: (97) My Mood:  Gender: Zodiac Sign:  Country: Location: Chinatown
SGC$: 186.88 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 186.88   | Re: Better not pull her over
erm... there's many people whom i bet hasn't seen this joke.. so if you've seen it.. then just ignore this thread and let it die a natural death lor.. it's better for people like me who goes to every thread seeing you say that it's been posted before SPREELOVERS To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by vickiting : 04-09-2007 at 08:44 PM. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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07-09-2007, 02:09 AM
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| 微笑0tah   Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 737 iTrader: (0) My Mood:  Gender:  Zodiac Sign:  Country: Location: 后港
SGC$: 485.71 Bank: 99.99 Total SGC$: 585.70                      | Re: Better not pull her over lol..ya i haben see b4..nice 1 One nite i was lying on my bed lookin at the stars above,it was a lovely nite and im enjoying the breezy wind. Then i thought to myself : "Wtf, where the hell ish my roof? To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. SgClub S.H.E 粉丝俱乐部 To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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07-09-2007, 01:38 PM
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| retainer SGClubber  Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,653 iTrader: (9) Gender: Zodiac Sign:  Country: Location: toa payoh
SGC$: 546.83 Bank: 756.78 Total SGC$: 1,303.61            | Re: Better not pull her over wa.. nice 1.. learn frmm it [troglodyteEVE] BEAR BEAR FAMILY TREE CLUB Team Member -- Retainer Gal Bear Bear :devil2: [troglodyteEVE](DEADevelyn):cry3: w0uld aniione walk down my lyf road wif mi=[ |
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08-09-2007, 01:58 AM
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| Monster.Leen  Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,454 iTrader: (7) My Mood:  Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: singapore
SGC$: 521.20 Bank: 2,176.77 Total SGC$: 2,697.97          | Re: Better not pull her over seen b4...lolx BEAR BEAR FAMILY TREE CLUB Helenbai aka MonSter Bear Bear To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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08-09-2007, 03:10 AM
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| Addicted SGClubber  Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 719 iTrader: (0) My Mood:  Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: a small dot in singapore
SGC$: 569.92 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 569.92      | Re: Better not pull her over LOLs........... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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