janice

For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap! "Helen, why didn't you write when you learned you were pregnant?" he cried. "I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!" "Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin' and talkin' and decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer."

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MelvinLee

haha so funny, pregnant haha, really huh haha, i laugh until looking at sakura haha, nice

I made a terrible mistake That I can't take back.Now when I close my eyes, All I see is black.Whoever thought,That this would happen to me I'm not chained physically,But mentally,I'll never be the same,Never again.I deeply regret ,what I did.The mistake I can't take back.I regret it deeply, I just have one plea....God please forgive me.

cypher

wah. very biting. lol.

infinitylub

hahahaz.. nice

Life is so miserable...
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Baby_Nutz

Haha... :-)

*** "If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were." ***

-=[K]=-

lol..typical lawyer joke...

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bloodwater

.. lol