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Old 05-08-2007, 09:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Thumbs up Barber & God

A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed.

As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation.

They talked about so many things and various subjects.

When they eventually touched on the subject of god, the barber said: "I Don't believe that God exists."

"Why do you say that?" asked the customer.

"Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things."

The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument.

The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street withlong, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. He looked dirty and unkempt.

The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber: "You know what? Barbers do not exist."

"How can you say that?" asked the surprised barber. "I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!"

"No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside."

"Ah, but barbers DO exist! " answered the barber. "What happens, is, people do not come to me."

"Exactly!"- affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God, too, DOES exist! What happens, is, people don't go to Him and do not look for Him. That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."

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Old 05-08-2007, 09:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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so u're just trying to be sarcastic saying that becos we do not believe in god that's why we suffer?.. u're kinda sarcastic to someone who is reading this and might be suffering.. ur joke is not funny.. but rather sarcasism

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Old 05-08-2007, 11:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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-_- sarcastic and stupid post.

ps. it's not a personal attack on u. but more on the post itself. what it says is not true at all.

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tis dun seem to be a joke....


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Old 06-08-2007, 01:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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hmm guess the nature of this joke is nt very suitable here..a bit too religious

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Old 06-08-2007, 01:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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he is Almighty God, shld not require ppl 2 go to him; by default shld extinquish all suffering

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Old 06-08-2007, 03:10 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Can deny the extent of truth in it, but best kept under the light

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funny but very sensitive .

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