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A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets to talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large."

Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows."

The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those"? The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?" :devil2:

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burgerboi

heh, haha, this is cute, i think if the texan is dumb enuf, he will freak out

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Benkee

eh.. this joke is solid. good one!

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KaLeen

huge grasshoppers

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phelps

LOL

genzo2106

haha..trying to fake the Texan by saying the kangaroos are gigantic grasshoppers..

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monkeybusiness

imagine something that is twice the size of a kangaroo in texas..lol

chow_sw

texan dumb farmer

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uyen

silly farmer

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y he duno wads kangeroo=x

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