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Old 10-07-2007, 03:24 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Asylum fence

A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!" He continues walking along the long fence, but, being a curious person, he can't help but wonder why they are chanting "Thirteen!" over and over. Could it be that they are chugging beer? Are they perhaps taking turns beating one of the inmates? Maybe they are counting the number of patients that have leapt off of the roof thus far. His curiosity peaks and he frantically searches for a hole in the fence so that he may see what is going on. Finally, he spots one a few feet ahead. The hole is low in the fence and he has to kneel down to peer inside. He moves into position and peeks into the hole. As he looks in, someone inside pokes him in the eye! Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"


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Old 10-07-2007, 09:37 AM   #2 (permalink)
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haha this is similar to another story i heard.. is about a old man walking around a well shouting 13..then when someone too curious approach the well to see what is inside he push the person into the well and then goes 14..

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Old 10-07-2007, 10:57 AM   #3 (permalink)
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haha..so the number was referrring to the number of victims who gt their eyes poked

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Old 10-07-2007, 11:00 AM   #4 (permalink)
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haha..very funny


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interesting trick

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ha ha ha....keep it up


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