Asian lady in london

**.phoenixity.** · 10-10-2006, 11:00 PM

An Asian lady married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever after in London.

However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband.

The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with chicken legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say it, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store.

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Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!!! What were you thinking?

**miszila** · 10-10-2006, 11:35 PM

lol thats funny.

**Igtenos** · 10-10-2006, 11:51 PM

.................
Thinking of u-noe-what.....

**teriyaki** · 11-10-2006, 12:08 AM

lol.. i tot ish bring her husband den show de~ toooot~... hahaha

**.phoenixity.** · 11-10-2006, 01:04 AM

hahahah that's what it's supposed to make you think xD

**Wenzi** · 12-10-2006, 02:09 PM

opps.. i LOL in class.. *shy*

**.phoenixity.** · 12-10-2006, 07:35 PM

hahaha! wah. next time cannot read forums in class liao. xD

**xiaopillow-** · 25-02-2007, 11:21 PM

tricked me sia. lols.

**robin** · 26-02-2007, 04:43 PM

**tear** · 15-08-2007, 10:58 AM

haha think she should start learning english...

adriansim · 15-08-2007, 11:00 AM

quite funny

**PiDanBeR** · 15-08-2007, 11:17 AM

lol... saw a familiar joke in other forum... but still, guess the wrong thing... =D

**genzo2106** · 15-08-2007, 01:15 PM

saw this b4.yeah normally ppl would tend to think of the wrong idea..haha

10-10-2006, 11:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
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