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Old 06-05-2007, 09:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Apartment Rental

A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and
Agrees to spend the night with her for $500.
He spends the night with her but before he leaves,
he tells her that he does not have any cash with him,
but he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her,
calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."

On the way to the office he regrets what he has done,
realizing that the whole event was not worth the price.
So he has his secretary send a check for
$250 and enclosed the following typed note:


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Dear Madam,

Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your
apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I
rented the apartment, I was under the impression that: 1) it had never been occupied;
2) that there was plenty of heat; and
3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied,
that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, The girl immediately returned the check for $250
With the following note:

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Dear Sir,

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a
beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size,
but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it,
Please don't blame the landlady.

Send the rent in full or we will be forced to
contact your present landlady


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Old 07-05-2007, 09:22 AM   #2 (permalink)
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haha..smart woman..and stupid man...throw man's face..wan play wif gals bring enuff money la
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Old 07-05-2007, 06:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Good one vio~
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Old 07-05-2007, 07:40 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lol...smart lady !!!! go contact landlady!!!! let the man die..hahaha

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Read this one in a forwarded email looong long time ago...when forwarding emails were the hippest thing to do...lol...but with a slight variation. =)


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Hahaha.. The businessman will be doomed if his landlady know about this.

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lol niao each other -.-


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