Another talking Frog

funnysnow · 14-10-2006, 03:40 PM

An old man was walking in the forest when he heard by his feet a very weak voice.
He bent down to look and saw that the voice came from a little frog:
"I'm a beautiful, erotic and sensual princess, skilled in all the carnal pleasures of love.
An evil queen, envious of my charms, turned me into a frog, but if you kiss me I will once again be a fair maiden,
and I will provide you with all the joys and delights of my voluptuous temperament and my ardent lust.
The old man picked up the little frog and put her into his pocket. Bewildered, the frog looked out and asked:
"What, you're not going to kiss me?" "Nope," replied the old man.
"At my age it's more fun to have a talking frog than a sex maniac

**wangzi<3** · 14-10-2006, 11:08 PM

Sings: "Lonely ~ i am so lonely~"

the old man needs a companion..

**Wenzi** · 15-10-2006, 03:41 PM

........

14-10-2006, 03:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
funnysnow Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 8,399 iTrader: (1) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Singapore SGC$: 802.79 Bank: 0.17 Total SGC$: 802.96	Another talking Frog An old man was walking in the forest when he heard by his feet a very weak voice. He bent down to look and saw that the voice came from a little frog: "I'm a beautiful, erotic and sensual princess, skilled in all the carnal pleasures of love. An evil queen, envious of my charms, turned me into a frog, but if you kiss me I will once again be a fair maiden, and I will provide you with all the joys and delights of my voluptuous temperament and my ardent lust. The old man picked up the little frog and put her into his pocket. Bewildered, the frog looked out and asked: "What, you're not going to kiss me?" "Nope," replied the old man. "At my age it's more fun to have a talking frog than a sex maniac To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

15-10-2006, 03:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
Wenzi Addicted SGClubber Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 720 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Jurong West SGC$: 867.33 Bank: 160.16 Total SGC$: 1,027.49	........ it's me.. wenzi!!!! 愛一個人不一定要擁有﹐但擁有一個人就一定要好好去愛他! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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14-10-2006, 11:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
wangzi<3 Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,926 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Jurong West SGC$: 804.50 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 804.50	Sings: "Lonely ~ i am so lonely~" the old man needs a companion..

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