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Old 19-07-2007, 01:48 AM   #1 (permalink)
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飞机在一阵剧烈的颤抖之后,空中小姐突然表情凝重地为每个乘客都发了一张纸和一枝笔,随后,机长那浑厚而压 抑的声音出现在广播里:“很不幸地告诉大家一个消息,由于飞机出现故障,将在4分钟后坠毁,请大家尽快书写 遗言,交给乘务员。否则,您将失去与亲人的最后一次联系机会!”人们把脸贴到窗上往外看,没错,正往上飞的 云告诉他们飞机正在跌落。“天哪!”机舱中一片骚动,几个女人开始哭泣。“请抓紧时间吧!”机长再次催促。 人们无奈地握起笔,开始给亲人写信。

飞机坠毁在一片丛林里,机上乘客无一幸免。搜救人员找到了装有乘客遗书的特殊装置,发现大部分遗书都是关于 思念亲人和遗产分配的,但也有几封非常特殊,引人深思。

一位第三者写给她的情人:我想这是报应,我破坏了你的家庭,伤害了你的妻子,最终却没能拥有你。不论我是飞 到天堂还是下到地狱,我的灵魂都不会安息,为你、为她也为我们大家,永远忏悔!

一位官员写给他妻子:对不起老婆,我有两件事瞒着你,一是我私存了一笔钱,有5万余元,存折就放在卫生间中 装手纸的匣子下面,密码是你的生日。二是我一直想和你离婚,但却没有勇气,我实在是厌倦了你的唠叨。但这回 不必了,老天替我们办了离婚手续。孩子就交给你了。

一位癌症患者写给他的父母:本想在跳入大海前写给你们,可是来不及了,事故让我连这最后的愿望都没能实现。 如果还能找到我的尸体的话,请一定将骨灰撒入大海。不孝儿,绝笔!

一位诗人写给一位编辑:这一刻,我的心真正飞了起来。不过,恐惧是翅膀,目的地是死亡。

一位企业家写给他的副手:和某某官员的关系继续搞,和某某公司的竞争继续来;某某厂的货钱继续欠,某某银行 的贷款继续赖。某某秘书就不要用了,给她结清工资,让她回家。

一位外逃贪官写给远在美国的情妇:都他妈的是你催的!


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Old 19-07-2007, 09:29 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Default Re: 遗言

these ppls have no willing to live except the last one .

人情味不是偏私而是博爱,

不是施舍而是关怀。

不是表面的礼貌,

而是内心的尊重。


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" that was awesome !"

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Old 20-07-2007, 10:37 AM   #3 (permalink)
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well some of the last words were touching while the rest were just plain funny

Life is full of ups and downs. But one has to learn how to stand up on his own and continue his path to attaining enlightment...:mellow3: :mellow3:

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