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Old 20-07-2007, 08:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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老王規定其兒子每天要記日記,
某天晚上他要抽查兒子的日記。
他查完日記後,
對兒子的母親大發雷霆。
其妻莫名其妙,
要求老王說明原因。
他憤怒地打開兒子的日記攤在桌前,
其上歪歪扭扭地寫著:

“今日陳叔叔來我家玩媽媽,
說做完作業後,
可以吃點心。
然後,
陳叔叔誇我作業做得好,
於是叔叔抱起了我媽媽,
叫叔叔小心一點,
之後叔叔又親了我媽媽,
也親了我奶奶,
也親了我。”

妻大怒,斥問兒子,兒子哭道:
“是我把標點點錯了,
........應該是
“今日陳叔叔來我家玩,
媽媽說做完作業後,
可以吃點心。
然後,
陳叔叔誇我作業做得好,
於是叔叔抱起了我,
媽媽叫叔叔小心一點,
之後叔叔又親了我,
媽媽也親了我,
奶奶也親了我。”
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Old 21-07-2007, 01:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
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haha....a little mistake can cause big misundersta nding


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Old 22-07-2007, 12:35 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 22-07-2007, 01:25 AM   #4 (permalink)
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oops..the dad gt it all wrong just becos of a wrong punctuation

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Old 22-07-2007, 01:30 AM   #5 (permalink)
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lols . nice one (:
funny , next time chinese must put the punctuation mark properly liaos ~
thanks for sharing ((:

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