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An elderly Italian Jewish man wanted to unburden his guilty conscience by talking to his Rabbi. "Rabbi, during World War II, when the Germans entered Italy, I pretended to be a 'goy" and changed my name from Levi to Spamoni and I am alive today because of it."
"Self preservation is important and the fact that you never forgot that you were a Jew is admirable," said the Rabbi.
"Rabbi, a beautiful Jewish woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans. I hid her in my attic and they never found her."
"That was a wonderful thing you did and you have no need to feel guilty."
"It's worse Rabbi. I was weak and allowed her to repay me for my efforts with her sexual favours."
"You were both in great danger and would have suffered terribly if the Germans had found her. There is a favourable balance between good and evil and you will be judged kindly. Give up your feelings of guilt."
"Thank you, Rabbi. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question."
"And what is that?"
"Should I tell her the war is over?"

Vicente

Lolz... yellow yellow, dirty fellow...

id_peace

hahahah stupid old man

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burgerboi

lol, that woman is the dumb one

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grinmonzter

haha.. thanks for sharing.

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DEADevelyn

dum dee dumm

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dumbass fellow.. *shake head*

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chow_sw

guilty contious

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KaLeen

haha....stupid

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genzo2106

so the woman still doesnt noe that war is over??OMG!!:biggrin4:

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