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Old 11-11-2007, 03:53 AM   #1 (permalink)
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There was this guy (about 20+ years old)who went to a church to do confession.

The guy said: "Father, i haved sinned. I have a girlfriend when i was only a teenager."
The father replied: "It is okay, son. It is natural to have a girlfriend at your age."

"Okay, but I was not married to her. And i had sex with her."
"That is very wrong of you."
"But Father - that was a very long time ago, when i was young."

"Alright. What other confessions do you have?"
"I have a girlfriend. When i went over to her house,
she was alone, so i had sex with her."
"Nonono, that is terrible."
"But Father - that was about 5 years ago."

"What other sins have you committed?"
"Once, when i went to my girlfriend's house.. no one was in,
except her aunt. She was alone, so i had sex with her."

"What other sins have you committed, Son?"
"The other time, when i went to my girlfriend's house,
no one was in, except her mother. She was alone, so i had sex.

But.. i have also committed another sin, worse than all these."
"..."
The guy waits patiently for the Father's respond.

After some time...
"Father?"
*no respond*
The guy looks to the other side and sees.. no one.
He looks around the church but could not find the Father.

In the end, he found the Father under the prayer table.
"Father? Why are you hiding over here?"
The Father replied:
"It is because I am very scared... because I am alone."

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Old 11-11-2007, 01:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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