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27-01-2008, 12:50 AM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,777 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 17,529.78 |  All I wanted in a girl
When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with big ****.
When I was 16, I dated a girl with big ****, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
Now I am 42, and all I want is a girl with big ****. | 
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27-01-2008, 12:57 AM
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| | The Incorrigible Shopper
Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,913 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 2,084.66 | Re: All I wanted in a girl
Big what?  To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.Looking for purchasing agent to buy from China, Japan, USA and so on? PM me...
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27-01-2008, 02:17 AM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 8,277 Gender:
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boob! lols To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | 
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27-01-2008, 02:33 AM
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| | Addicted SGClubber
Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 718 Gender:
Total SGC$: 667.63 | Re: All I wanted in a girl
head! | |
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27-01-2008, 03:08 AM
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#5 (permalink)
| | The Incorrigible Shopper
Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,913 Gender:
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| Quote: | | | Originally Posted by funnysnow | | | | | | boob! lols | | | | | You enlighten me!!! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.Looking for purchasing agent to buy from China, Japan, USA and so on? PM me...
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27-01-2008, 12:39 PM
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| | retainer SGClubber
Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,832 Gender:
Total SGC$: 1,485.30 | Re: All I wanted in a girl
lol..tis is retarded.. BEAR BEAR FAMILY TREE CLUB Retainer Gal Bear Bear [/font] To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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28-01-2008, 04:12 PM
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#7 (permalink)
| | Experienced SGClubber
Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,051 Gender:
Total SGC$: 1,093.22 | Re: All I wanted in a girl
no such thing as perfect
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28-01-2008, 06:37 PM
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| | Arielle
Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 270 Gender:
Total SGC$: 269.92 | Re: All I wanted in a girl
you want a girl with only one boob? | |
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29-01-2008, 09:45 AM
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| | VAMPified
Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,938 Gender:
Total SGC$: 2,101.02 | Re: All I wanted in a girl
lol boobs don't sound right cuz it's only * * * *
not * * * * *
so what is ****?
muN-
Randomness leads me. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. --==+ Magic BearBear +==--
earn $$ here! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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29-01-2008, 09:51 AM
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#10 (permalink)
| | Back for Good.
Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 26 Gender:
Total SGC$: 20.25 | Re: All I wanted in a girl
tits? =x Promises i Made, | |
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29-01-2008, 09:58 AM
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| | 소원
Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 13,829 Gender:
Total SGC$: 11,244.05 | Re: All I wanted in a girl
aww.real lame -.- 人情味不是偏私而是博爱，
不是施舍而是关怀。
不是表面的礼貌，
而是内心的尊重。 Friends will bail you out of jail.but Best Friends will be sitting by you saying, " that was awesome !" | |
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