 Alien and Man
One day an alien met with a man.
The alien showed 3 fingers to the man and the man replied with 5 fingers.
The alien showed a hand sign that looks like a gun, the man replied with his index finger and thumb rubbing against each other.
The alien then pointed down then the man pointed up.
After that morning, the man returned home and told his wife about the alien: "Darling, today I saw an alien, he wanted to buy 3kg of chicken from me but I said i only sell 5kg of them. He then wanted to offer his finger for it but I said I only accept cash. He asked for a discount but thats really stupid so I said I only increase the prices."
The alien got home and told his wife: "Dear, today I met a man on my vacation trip to Earth, I tried to scare him by saying I killed 3 people. He then replied that he killed 5! I was startled so I said I killed them with a gun, I can't believe that he said he killed them by PINCHING THEM! Then I said the people I killed go to hell, he said the people he killed go to heaven! | 
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